Good news for the ladies of the Third World...

Oprah:
"Today's show is going to liberate women everywhere."

Excerpt from the New York Times dated 12 June 2008:
"Women around the world were liberated as of 2.30pm yesterday, after Oprah wrapped her daily light entertainment talk show.
A spokesman for the UN Human Rights Commission said the UN had been surprised by how easy it had been to overcome the..."