Stone cold Circumstances

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Fun presidential facts...

Fact One: Henry Kissinger often had to turn his television up to drown out the sound of Richard Nixon shouting at his wife. He mentioned this to Kruschev in the toilets at the Hague, but Kruschev had problems of his own that day.

Fact Two: Ronald Reagan was well known for his generosity and kindness to the White House staff. He once lost his temper with gardener Rumino Hernandez, after the mower Hernandez was pushing flicked a stone into the window Reagan's dog was sleeping against. Reagan flinched when the dog yelped, and spilled his tea on a photograph of his sister-in-law, who was a spinster.

Fact Three: During a conversation with his Attorney General brother Robert, John F. Kennedy coined the phrase 'race to the moon'. He was referring to a lewd sex act he had overheard a college friend describe years earlier. The Cuban Missile Crisis continued unabated.

Fact Four: Abraham Lincoln spent most of the day leading up to the Gettysburg Address trying to find his wife's best comb. She later remembered that she had lent it to a chamber maid she was fond of. He later complained that the incident 'took the shine off the day a bit'.

Fact Five: It is common knowledge in DC circles that George W. Bush can name all 50 states and their capitals in reverse alphabetical order after a minimum of six drinks, but is reluctant to prove it.

Fact Six: In the years between his non-consecutive terms, Grover Cleveland built a ship in a bottle, but never got around to finishing its paint job. He rediscovered the ship in his declining years, but his hands were by then too arthritic to hold small brushes.

Fact Seven:
Barack Obama was 'a real pain in the ass' about letting other people move his stuff into the White House, according to his wife.