Today I had the pleasure of sitting through a lecture on "Social Class in Education" delivered by an elderly transvestite, roughly 195 centimetres in height. Last year the same lecturer, appearing as a man, lectured us on adolescent development. This year said lecturer bored us to tears wearing a delightful purple jacket, beige skirt, enormous tan dolly-style shoes and shoulder length salt and pepper hair.
Classic Lecture Line #1: "I have a virus this week, so my voice is a bit croaky. Let me know if it gets too low." Too low for what? Too low for us to believe you're not a tall drink of water in a dress?
Classic Lecture Moment #1: The row of 15 Muslim girls in traditional dress standing in unison and walking out after five minutes.
Classic Lecture Moment #2: A guy walking out of the theatre behind the lecturer, shaking his head and mouthing "freak" to his friend in the front row.
Hypocrisy of Education Faculty #1: After lecturing us in cultural sensitivity last year, surely assigning a transvestite to lecture a group containing a fairly high number of traditional Muslims is a bit rich?
Anyway, that was my day. To cap it off there was a Japanese high school student wearing a baseball-style jacket on the train, the back of which read: Exciting Sports: Litmus Team. Litmus Team?
Stone cold Circumstances
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